OH NO, Mom just cleaned the house and moved the couch and found ALL my bones I hid under it! I’m freaking out, I think she’s gonna throw them out! I’m so scared. Stupid Gunner just had to bring dirt into the house so Mom had to sweep everywhere. I hope Mom doesn’t think I’m a hoarder. I’m so embarrassed.
This week a lot happened. I went a lot of places and did a lot of things. Starting with last Tuesday (Augest 26th for those of you hoomans and cats who are not the smartest dog in the barn) I had to go to the vet with Mom, Dad, and Gunner. Gunner ate pieces of our freaking TIRE toy. Doesn’t he know that you are just supposed to chew on it? Well he ate it and he kept throwing up everywhere. I was scared I was gonna get in trouble for his mistakes like I sometimes do, so I hid out in his cage. For about an hour he just did not stop puking. So Mom called up Banfield at Petsmart (I hate that place) and made him an appointment to go in. Little did I know that she was gonna make me go too! Ugh at least it’s not me who’s getting a thermometer put up my you know what this time. So I said OK fine I’ll go.
So we get to the vet and I start freaking out. It is a good freak out and bad because I get to see all the new, latest toys in Petsmart’s shop, but then we get to the hospital part and I get chills. They take all of us into a room and I’m sitting on Dad’s foot because that is my safe spot. Gunner gets a shot and whines like the baby he is and then we get to go home. But first Mom and Dad buy us BONESSSS! Ahhhhh best day of the week by far.
Wednesday and Thursday were booooring because Mom and Dad had to work all day so I just slept in my bed, I mean their bed, all day while Gunner was stuck in his cage (HA HA HA).
Friday was a great day. Dad was off work and Mom didn’t work till 4 so we all hung out! First Mom gave me (and Gunner) CHEESE in the morning. I love my cheese. After that we all went for a ride to Grandma’s house (that’s my Mom’s Mommy) and we got to play with our Step Grandpa, he looks like a bulldog. Of course Gunner cannot contain his excitement and peed all over their house and they got mad at him (HA). It was a pretty fun day though. When we got home Mom went to work and I got to spend quality time with my favorite hooman, Dad (please don’t tell Mom he’s my favorite, she will be so sad). We took a nap and snuggled.
Saturday we all went to MeeMaw and PawPaw’s house (that’s Dad’s parents) and they had a cookout! I love going there for parties. There are always so many peeples at MeeMaw and PawPaw’s parties. Everyone pets me and tells me I’m a good boy. Duh I’m a good boy. I got to chase Gunner around their b-e-a-utiful yard with such plush grass. Boy does he run fast. I was so tired I passed out on the kitchen floor after that, I must be gettin’ old.
This week was exciting and fun and I can’t wait to see what my hooman parents have planned for me next week!