Do you see that face up there? Do you? That is what has been staring at me for the past couple days. Gunner is crazy. I can’t handle him anymore he is just getting out of paw. He follows me around all day jumping on me and biting me to play but THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY. What dog wants to get bit?!?! I have tried to play tug-o-war with him and fetch but he just keeps trying to attack me! Ugh, little brothers are so annoying.
Sorry I am a day late on my weekly report, I was busy all day Monday trying to hide and escape from Gunner. He won’t leave me alone. I just want to curl up in my bed and take a nap sometimes but he does not allow me to do that. He always wants to “play”.
Tuesday. Dad was off work! He always works forever but tuesday he was with me alllll day. Guess where he took me though…….Ok I can’t wait for your guess, he took me to Moe’s! I love me some Moe’s. That is where Dad works and he always gets me a cup of rice when we go there. Rice cups are what keeps me on my paws, without them I would play dead but for real.
Wednesday I almost ate a bee but thanks to Mom I didn’t. Could you imagine if I did? My cheeks would be as big as Gunner’s cheek was when I bit him on accident. Want to see what he looked liked? Mom’s blog has a picture.
Thursday I stole some of Gunner’s food HA HA. He didn’t even notice.
Friday Mom had her friend Mary over. I love Mary because she has red hair too and I get to jump on her and give her kisses. I’m almost as big as her so it is easy to knock her down. I think she has a crush on me though, she never pushes me off of her and is always happy to see me.
Saturday Dad, Mom, and me (no Gunner because he was being bad so we left him at home) were on our way to the beach to meet Mom’s family when the sky got really dark and it started to storm. Grrrrrrr, Florida sucks. I really love the beach but I haven’t got to go in so long.
Sunday we all went to my Mom’s Dad’s house. Grandpa and Step-Grandma have two dogs too, Sadie and Opie. They are very strict dogs and don’t like when me and Gunner run around the house, but we do it anyways to bug them. Sadie is very mean and doesn’t like when me and Gunner get close to her. She growls a lot. I think she’s pretty though, her hair is long and soft looking (I’ve never touched it, I’m too scared) and I kinda like tough girls. I want to tell her how I feel but I think she hates me. I guess I’ll just keep it to myself.